Second, I think that there's time that I'm just so retarded and stupid that it's worth writing them down somewhere, so why not a blog? Also, as long as I remember that I'm doing this for myself and not for popularity, I shouldn't have any problems. (Yeah, right...) This should be only a reminder of how many stupid things there can be in one individual's life.
Third, now is the time to stop being all serious!
This is a conversation that actually happened while I was at work today:
Superior: "Oh... Did you see that email about the vending machines? They are going to up the prices again."
Coworker: "It's going to be cheaper to just go downstairs now..."
Me: "Well, what could be cheaper would be to buy a potato, cut it, bake it and eat it."
There was a little pause here.
Me: "Well, it could be even cheaper to just grow your own potato and do the same process."
Superior: "What about soil? Fertilizer? Time consumed?"
Me: "You can just use someone else's land..."
Again, a short pause.
Me: "But if you're going to steal something, you might as well just steal a potato chip bag in the first place. Less bothersome."
Superior: "Amazing how you managed to prove your point and destroy your reasoning in less than a minute..."
Me: "I'm THAT good."
Ok, it's not exactly those words that were used but it's pretty much how the conversation went. There's just a part in me that loves to explain things with too much details only to destroy everything I've build within mere seconds. I think it's part of human nature, like making tall building and having planes crash into them. If all buildings were equipped with a King Kong, that wouldn't happen.
I've also been talking about spiders and crawlies quite often and I've decided to make a graph to illustrate the correlation between the number of legs and the grossness:
I think it's self-explanatory.
That's it for today's post! Hopefully I'll have more tomorrow!
P.S. Before anyone asks, the title of my blog is lyrics from one of my favorite song...
